bilbobaggingyourmom:

happy easter/420, this picture has never had a more appropriate purpose

bilbobaggingyourmom:

happy easter/420, this picture has never had a more appropriate purpose

(via rosaxios)

(via piglii)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

(via moofrog)

pumpka-boo:

Happy Easter from PokéTeams!

pumpka-boo:

Happy Easter from PokéTeams!

(via scolipede)

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

(via q-the-resurection)

(via 2-ee)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via q-the-resurection)