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caramelcrow:

"Quite expensive if you want my opinion."

Okay, but can we talk about the descriptions (set as captions on each picture, though this bottom quote is on all of them) Mortis Ghost wrote for these? Because they’re glorious.

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wreckitronnie:

wreckitronnie:

Listening to music older than you are
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Listening to only Top 40 Hits

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Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

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Bashing someone for their taste in music

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Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

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Applejuice

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everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings

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rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

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lack-lustin:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

hoooooly shit

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weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

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Well are you going to cut off your child’s fingers because they’re drawing on the walls with crayons? Of course you won’t! And you should treat your cats with the same respect you do your human companions! — Best argument against De-clawing your cat, by Jackson Galaxy (via meeko-fitz)

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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